quantum\ physics

quantum\ physics
1. (quantum physics) (233↑, 25↓)
The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.

Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.

2. (Quantum Physics) (59↑, 15↓)
Quantum Physics or [Quantum mechanics] is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale. Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.

Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics? Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my [toenails].

3. (Quantum Physics) (45↑, 2↓)
The ultimate mindscrew.

I give up\! Quantum Physics is just too hard\! How do people even come up with this stuff?\! What the hell is reality???\!\!\!

4. (Quantum Physics) (8↑, 5↓)
The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.

Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby. Bobby: According to [Quantum Physics], there's still a chance I was there\!

5. (quantum physics) (43↑, 47↓)
a massive headache that wont stop

god quantum physics class gave me a narly head ache

6. (Quantum Physics) (35↑, 100↓)
the act of penetrating a girl from behind using peanut butter as lube while a dog is eating her out, and then switching positions with the dog.

"Dude\! me and your mum got together for some Quantum Physics last night."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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